The Truth About Your Man and Me!!

Before you read listen to this song ("If Tha Mood" by Esthero)Lyrics at the bottom of this blog!

I know what you've heard about your man and me and I'm here to set the record straight! If you think your man is cheating on you, then more than likely he is! Is it with me? Maybe, then again maybe not. But guess what honey? I'm not your friend and my loyalty does not lie with you so if I feel the need to slide up in between you and your man then I will! I am not the problem, your relationship is! If I am/was able to get in between the two of you that means there was a crack in your foundation that your stupid self failed to fix! But anyway let me get to telling you how I got what's supposed to be yours! hahaha

Now if I just met your man and we exchanged information then chances are I never knew about you! But then again maybe I did and didn't care (like I said I'm not your friend). The fact that I got him means that you either aren't really what he wants, aren't fulfilling his needs, or just aren't appreciated by him. Either way the fact that he strayed NOT MY PROBLEM! But you and he still have a chance because I'm probably just an intriguing person with a beautiful face, he likes me but it ain't love. WORK ON IT!

Now if he and I were friends back in the day and he's just now getting at me, that means he's had a thing for me since way back when! In all honesty I'm probably not dealing with your man on anything other than the friendship level. But if you suspect he's cheating, he is, it's just not with me! Either way I"m his friend, not yours so...once again NOT MY PROBLEM! Now you and he just might be screwed for one of two reasons: (1) He's got my scent in his nose and you will never be me and he won't be happy until he has me!! (2) He may not be cheating with me but he is cheating with someone else. But hey, you may be able to work things out (stupid broad)

Now if he's my ex, former lover, etc then homeboy is just hooked on the memory of me and will do anything to get back in my good graces. He's doing things for me that you couldn't pay him to do...SORRY ABOUT THAT!! You really need to worry about me and do whatever you can to fix your relationship with your man because IF I decide I want him back it's OVER for the two of you. When you're not in his room, I AM! When he's not in his room HE'S IN MINE! When you are in his room, he's texting me, thinking of me, and yearning for my touch! The worst part of your situation is that even if I want/have nothing to do with him, you're still competing with the ghost of me!

No matter what your situation is, and what my relationship is with your man don't take your frustrations with your relationship out on me! I don't fight over boys or men. Either they want you and want to treat you right or they don't!! So... STOP CALLING MY PHONE, STOP TEXTING ME, STOP MESSAGING ME!!! and most of all STOP BAD-MOUTHING ME! It's not like I took him from you hahaha! Keep his sorry behind!

OH and I don't share men so think about that before your half-retarded behind calls me from a private #!!


"If Tha Mood" by Esthero

Remember when we used to?.. We can do that again...
I know I said it was over but if you ever wanna come over
I think I got what it takes to make you feel nice
Because you gave yourself to another
But I suppose you haven't forgotten what my love tastes like
And she won't fuck you like I do and you know that it's true cause
I have what she hasn't got and I remember all your spots so

If tha mood should hit ya and ya wanna, baby I don't mind
A little taste may relieve the tension I feel inside

Curl up in my cozy web this unbelievably delicious bed
Oh, don't say no, that's not how this should go
I've thought about you often, this feeling hasn't gone rotten
Let's take a spin round that old block again you say
She won't fuck you like I did, she's not into that wild shit and
I have what she hasn't got...really? Well then

So if tha mood should hit ya and ya wanna, baby I don't mind
A little taste may relieve the tension I feel inside

Shakari Nite: you always know what things to do to keep me wanting you,
and also all the things to say to keep me comin your way
due to the beauty preferred, its hard for me to be true to my girl
cant be trust wit you in my world (i'm glued to the kush, ya heard?)
no gas, my tanks empty, i'm stuck in your town
the plan's to gently buckle you down and fuck you now...i wanna fuck you now
only the truth is wit me, now im phenen to screw you swiftly
now I don't mean to be rude with tha lips b.
i'm guessin the mood just hit me

If tha mood should hit ya and ya wanna, baby I don't mind
A little taste may relieve the tension I feel inside
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